{"product_id":"antisocial-since-the-cretaceous-tee","title":"Antisocial Since The Cretaceous Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Original Recluse Tee (aka 'Antisocial Since the Cretaceous.' Edition)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eLong before it was a personality type, this raptor had already perfected it. Antisocial Since the Cretaceous. is for the original article — the one who was avoiding gatherings, leaving early, and declining plans tens of millions of years before anyone gave it a name and a hashtag. Not a recent convert. Not going through a phase. 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