{"product_id":"cant-hear-you-from-up-here-tee","title":"Can't Hear You From Up Here Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThe High Ground Tee (aka 'Can't Hear You From Up Here.' Edition)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThe sauropod solved the problem of other creatures by simply growing past them. Several metres of neck meant the noise down below — the small talk, the plans, the invitations — never quite reached ear level. Can't Hear You From Up Here. is for anyone who's risen serenely above the conversation and intends to stay there. Not ignoring you, exactly. Just too far up to be reached, and in no hurry to come down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eWhy It's Worth Owning:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSoft ring-spun cotton = comfort that doesn't require descending to anyone's level\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eTear-away label = no irritation at neck level, which is exactly where you keep everyone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eNo side seams = one clean, uninterrupted line from your head down to the noise\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRibbed collar that keeps its shape while you keep your distance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDurable white-on-dark print — legible from below, for the people calling up to you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eHow to Keep It Alive:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMachine wash cold — roughly the temperature of your interest in the group chat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eTumble dry low — nothing down here is worth the extra heat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIron low only if you must — from up there, no one sees the creases anyway\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSkip the bleach — your detachment is already perfectly maintained\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDo not dry clean — that would mean coming down, and you're not coming down\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Silent Vibes","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54363396702554,"sku":"15111188398575426706","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":54363396735322,"sku":"26566492512357900296","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":54363396768090,"sku":"14034853071856897208","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54363396800858,"sku":"26406137370441176281","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":54363396833626,"sku":"17501563750060883669","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":54363396866394,"sku":"97109674971209221107","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54363396899162,"sku":"14939386488840040476","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":54363396931930,"sku":"25177226807422225367","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":54363396964698,"sku":"24002092724178004910","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54363396997466,"sku":"80971620409717375400","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":54363397030234,"sku":"22966893977207843835","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54363397063002,"sku":"11346678493221990281","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":54363397095770,"sku":"19445574497562675988","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":54363397128538,"sku":"25776977870836925131","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0941\/1084\/3226\/files\/3420974514607914478_2048.jpg?v=1782497839","url":"https:\/\/silentvibes.shop\/en-eu\/products\/cant-hear-you-from-up-here-tee","provider":"Silent Vibes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}