{"product_id":"high-alert-low-social-battery-tee","title":"High Alert Low Social Battery Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThe Running On Empty Tee (aka 'High Alert. Low Social Battery.' Edition)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThis little theropod survived by noticing everything — every sound, every movement, every shift in the room — which is exhausting work, and it shows. High Alert. Low Social Battery. is for the perpetually switched-on: scanning the exits, clocking who just walked in, running threat assessment on a quiet afternoon, all while the energy bar quietly drains to nothing. Fully alert. Completely depleted. Would very much like to go home now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eWhy It's Worth Owning:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSoft ring-spun cotton = one source of input that isn't a threat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eTear-away label = no surprise irritation from a direction you weren't watching\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eNo side seams = nothing to catch on as you scan the room for exits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRibbed collar that holds its shape better than your composure holds up in a crowd\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDurable white-on-dark print — sharp enough to spot before you've decided whether to bolt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eHow to Keep It Alive:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMachine wash cold — sudden heat is exactly the kind of thing you're braced for\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eTumble dry low — keep the surprises to a minimum, it's had enough\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIron low only if you must — no sudden movements\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSkip the bleach — the nervous system is overstimulated enough already\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDo not dry clean — an unfamiliar place full of strangers is the whole problem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Silent Vibes","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54366077911386,"sku":"33781974137693232126","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":54366077944154,"sku":"32887404566318806206","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":54366077976922,"sku":"32138609543494458237","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54366078009690,"sku":"31879953501202746572","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":54366078042458,"sku":"20227091006352055972","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":54366078075226,"sku":"20880594807659953148","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54366078107994,"sku":"15377091682801159729","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":54366078140762,"sku":"22529651325526728408","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":54366078173530,"sku":"16926825955623367957","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54366078206298,"sku":"33493944244992348308","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":54366078239066,"sku":"10107330798714242181","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54366078271834,"sku":"26256496914744248990","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":54366078304602,"sku":"38001457781710468701","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":54366078337370,"sku":"26704596679561735352","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0941\/1084\/3226\/files\/17148137772954806219_2048.jpg?v=1782509826","url":"https:\/\/silentvibes.shop\/en-eu\/products\/high-alert-low-social-battery-tee","provider":"Silent Vibes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}