{"product_id":"three-horns-zero-patience-tee","title":"Three Horns Zero Patience Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Hard Limit Tee (aka 'Three Horns. Zero Patience.' Edition)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThe triceratops came equipped — three horns, a metre of bony frill, and absolutely no appetite for nonsense. Three Horns. Zero Patience. is for the person whose tolerance ran out somewhere around the second small-talk question and isn't coming back. Fully armoured, firmly planted, and entirely done pretending to be interested. It's not looking for a fight. It just wants everyone to know that one is very much available if they keep pushing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy It's Worth Owning:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSoft ring-spun cotton = the only soft thing about the whole arrangement\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eTear-away label = one fewer irritation, and the tolerance for those is already gone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eNo side seams = nothing to fray while you hold your ground\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRibbed collar that keeps its shape under pressure, which is more than can be said for your patience\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDurable white-on-dark print — a clear warning, visible well before anyone gets close enough to test it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to Keep It Alive:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMachine wash cold — keep things calm; the temper's short enough already\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eTumble dry low — no heat, no escalation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIron low only if you must — push it and the creases win\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSkip the bleach — there's nothing here that needs softening\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDo not dry clean — that's a request, and requests are exactly what ran the patience out\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Silent Vibes","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54368252789082,"sku":"20372223996197486247","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":54368252821850,"sku":"21847440309222377807","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":54368252854618,"sku":"11728514794494283141","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54368252887386,"sku":"19560651531826700469","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":54368252920154,"sku":"15642674013545989686","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":54368252952922,"sku":"60923838005830441710","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54368252985690,"sku":"13142501383603703493","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":54368253018458,"sku":"94869311360307273395","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":54368253051226,"sku":"19614557110796423205","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54368253083994,"sku":"13268214190936094816","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":54368253116762,"sku":"13143670500762549099","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54368253149530,"sku":"15060332549142538822","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":54368253182298,"sku":"31559316704981777690","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":54368253215066,"sku":"24798582489351101428","price":24.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0941\/1084\/3226\/files\/7417258988613206451_2048.jpg?v=1782565553","url":"https:\/\/silentvibes.shop\/en-eu\/products\/three-horns-zero-patience-tee","provider":"Silent Vibes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}