{"product_id":"flying-away-from-my-responsibilities-tee","title":"Flying Away From My Responsibilities Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThe Strategic Retreat Tee (aka 'Flying Away From My Responsibilities.' Edition)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThe pterodactyl had wings, and it understood precisely what they were for: leaving. Bills, emails, plans, the slow creep of obligation — none of it can follow you once you've gained altitude. Flying Away From My Responsibilities. is for the dedicated escapist, the one who answers a mounting to-do list by simply rising above it and drifting off. The responsibilities are still down there. You, deliberately, are not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eWhy It's Worth Owning:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSoft ring-spun cotton = comfort for a getaway with no return date\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eTear-away label = nothing tugging at you on the way out\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eNo side seams = aerodynamic in spirit, if not strictly in fact\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRibbed collar that keeps its shape through every hasty departure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDurable white-on-dark print — clearly visible to everyone you're leaving behind\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eHow to Keep It Alive:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMachine wash cold — about the level of commitment you bring to your inbox\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eTumble dry low — nothing here is urgent, including this\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIron low only if you must — creases are tomorrow's problem, like everything else\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSkip the bleach — the avoidance is functioning perfectly as is\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDo not dry clean — that's a responsibility, and we both know how those go\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Silent Vibes","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54365533274458,"sku":"17059773657560169153","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":54365533307226,"sku":"11240539900370751995","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":54365533339994,"sku":"11486663990258257573","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54365533372762,"sku":"29234553128962978639","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":54365533405530,"sku":"14563042148953758487","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":54365533438298,"sku":"27685331405912686884","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54365533471066,"sku":"17336195501654036044","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":54365533503834,"sku":"98149875824590418990","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":54365533536602,"sku":"33414423897937606375","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54365533569370,"sku":"12732073416381329368","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":54365533602138,"sku":"14635865730094979575","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54365533634906,"sku":"20945639827507357612","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":54365533667674,"sku":"39607803080372574053","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":54365533700442,"sku":"33677711267819369725","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0941\/1084\/3226\/files\/11609618646347524734_2048.jpg?v=1782508044","url":"https:\/\/silentvibes.shop\/products\/flying-away-from-my-responsibilities-tee","provider":"Silent Vibes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}