Avoidaholic Tee

The Professional Avoider Tee (aka 'Avoidaholic' Edition)

Avoiding people is a lifestyle — why not look aesthetic while doing it? Avoidaholic is your retro-vaporwave badge of honour, perfect for anyone who has mastered the art of disappearing, dodging plans, and pretending to be busy. Soft, bold, and dripping in neon introvert energy, this tee is ideal for quiet nights in, social evasion, or simply letting the world know you're emotionally out of office. Avoidance, but fashionable.

Why It's Worth Owning:

• Shoulder tape = reinforced for someone who dodges a lot of things, daily
• No side seams = aerodynamic construction built for the avoidance lifestyle
• Ribbed collar that doesn't fray under sustained social pressure
• Neon print that stays vivid long after the vaporwave era technically ended
• Eco-friendly cotton — avoidance, but make it sustainable

How to Keep It Alive:

• Machine wash cold — avoid hot water, like you avoid most things
• Tumble dry low — same energy as every social obligation you've ever declined
• No ironing — avoidance extends to unnecessary effort
• Bleach only if absolutely cornered (rare, you're too good at this)