Avoiding Humans Hoodie

The Selective Interaction Hoodie (aka 'Avoiding Humans' Edition)

Some people hike to escape the world — you just stay home. Avoiding Humans is the perfect hoodie for those who value personal space, silence, and the art of the quiet exit.

Soft, oversized, and proudly unapproachable, this fleece lets everyone know your priorities: comfort first, conversation never. Ideal for introverts, homebodies, and anyone allergic to small talk.

Why It's Worth Owning:

• Kangaroo pocket = somewhere to put your hands when walking past people without making eye contact
• Soft fleece interior = warmth that asks nothing of you in return
• Hood = functional camouflage for grocery runs and unexpected encounters
• Ribbed cuffs and hem that hold composure longer than you do in social situations
• Eco-friendly fleece blend — the planet gets you. People don't.

How to Keep It Alive:

• Machine wash cold — minimal interaction with the machine required
• Tumble dry low — it manages without supervision
• Do not iron — wrinkles are part of the "I wasn't expecting company" aesthetic
• Do not dry clean — too many people to talk to