Avoiding Humans Fleece Hoodie – Funny Anti-Social Hoodie for Introverts & Peace Seekers

The Selective Interaction Hoodie (aka ‘Avoiding Humans’ Edition)
Some people hike to escape the world — you just stay home. Avoiding Humans is the perfect hoodie for those who value personal space, silence, and the art of the quiet exit.

Soft, oversized, and proudly unapproachable, this fleece lets everyone know your priorities: comfort first, conversation never. Ideal for introverts, homebodies, and anyone allergic to small talk.

Why It’s Worth Owning:

- Two-piece hood = maximum “do not perceive me” energy
- Dropped shoulders = relaxed fit for tense personalities
- Kangaroo pocket = prime real estate for snacks or hiding your phone from notifications
- Soft cotton-poly fleece = cozy warmth without clinginess (boundaries, people)
- Ethically made in certified facilities (because we ghost people, not the planet)

How to Keep It Alive:

- Machine wash cold (like your heart in a group setting)
- Tumble dry low (lazy-proof, again)
- No ironing, no dry cleaning — if it wrinkles, it’s just part of your vibe
- Bleach only if absolutely necessary (but honestly, nah)

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan SF500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean