Avoiding Humans Tote

The Selective Interaction Tote (aka 'Avoiding Humans' Edition)

Because sometimes even your bag needs boundaries. Avoiding Humans is your everyday essential for those who value solitude, snacks, and smooth, silent exits. Roomy enough for books, groceries, or your entire collection of unread messages, this tote does the heavy lifting while you focus on doing absolutely nothing social.

Why It's Worth Owning:

• 100% polyester = reliable material for a bag that gets used on solo missions only
• Boxed corners + reinforced stitching = holds everything you need for avoiding people efficiently
• Printed on both sides — visible from all angles, which is the point
• Multiple handle colours + sizes = matches any outfit designed for quiet exits
• Durable print that stays sharp through years of strategic avoidance

How to Keep It Alive:

• Spot clean with warm water and mild detergent — minimal interaction with the cleaning process
• Air dry only — it manages on its own, like you prefer
• Pre-treat stains before they set — one of the few things worth confronting directly
• Do not tumble dry — too much noise for a bag this deliberate