Avoiding People Is My Cardio Tee

The Social Evasion Tee (aka 'Avoiding People Is My Cardio' Edition)

Who needs a gym membership when dodging human interaction burns enough calories? This tee is for the true endurance athletes of avoidance — the ones who can spot small talk from 50 feet away and brisk-walk in the opposite direction. Whether you're out for a solo stroll, sprinting from surprise plans, or just practicing emotional distance, Avoiding People Is My Cardio is your perfect training uniform. Comfortable, sarcastic, and gloriously unapproachable.

Why It's Worth Owning:

• Shoulder tape = no awkward seam blowouts when you dramatically flop onto the couch
• Clean, no side seams (aka sleek enough for avoiding eye contact in public)
• Ribbed collar that doesn't quit, even if you do
• Smooth, strong fabric = bold sarcasm prints that actually last
• Made with an eco-friendly cotton blend (because the planet deserves better than small talk too)

How to Keep It Alive:

• Machine wash cold (because warmth is overrated)
• Tumble dry low (lazy-proof)
• No ironing, no dry-cleaning, no effort required
• Bleach only if necessary — but let's be real, who's doing that?