Avoiding People Is My Cardio Tee

The Social Evasion Tee (aka 'Avoiding People Is My Cardio' Edition)

Who needs a gym membership when dodging human interaction burns enough calories? This tee is for the true endurance athletes of avoidance — the ones who can spot small talk from 50 feet away and brisk-walk in the opposite direction. Whether you're out for a solo stroll, sprinting from surprise plans, or just practising emotional distance, Avoiding People Is My Cardio is your perfect training uniform. Comfortable, sarcastic, and gloriously unapproachable.

Why It's Worth Owning:

• Shoulder tape = built for the athletic demands of rapid social escape
• No side seams = aerodynamic construction for quicker exits
• Ribbed collar that stays put through even the most intense avoidance routines
• Print quality that holds up through repeat performances
• Eco-friendly cotton — your fitness regime is also sustainable

How to Keep It Alive:

• Machine wash cold — recovery wash, low intensity
• Tumble dry low — the cool-down cycle, appropriately named
• No ironing — athletes don't press their training gear
• Bleach only if the avoidance got messy (rare, but possible)