Do Not Disturb Tee

The Peace Protocol Tee (aka 'Do Not Disturb Mode Activated' Edition)

For those who take "me time" seriously. Do Not Disturb Mode Activated is your wearable status update — calm, clear, and politely unapproachable. Whether you're recharging, zoning out, or simply not in the mood for human interaction, this tee keeps interruptions to a minimum while keeping your sarcasm on full display. Minimal effort, maximum boundary.

Why It's Worth Owning:

• Shoulder tape = holds together even when you're not taking any calls
• No side seams = nothing to snag on the door you just closed behind you
• Ribbed collar that holds its shape through every ignored notification
• Print that stays crisp — because your message doesn't blur
• Eco-friendly cotton — because your boundaries should extend to the planet too

How to Keep It Alive:

• Machine wash cold — disturbance not welcome here either
• Tumble dry low — gentle, quiet, efficient
• No ironing needed — maximum output, minimal effort, as always
• Bleach only if absolutely necessary (it'll send a message, though)