Do Not Disturb Tee

The Peace Protocol Tee (aka 'Do Not Disturb Mode Activated' Edition)

For those who take "me time" seriously. Do Not Disturb Mode Activated is your wearable status update — calm, clear, and politely unapproachable. Whether you're recharging, zoning out, or simply not in the mood for human interaction, this tee keeps interruptions to a minimum while keeping your sarcasm on full display. Minimal effort, maximum boundary.

Why It's Worth Owning:

• Shoulder tape = no awkward seam blowouts when you dramatically flop onto the couch
• Clean, no side seams (aka sleek enough for avoiding eye contact in public)
• Ribbed collar that doesn't quit, even if you do
• Smooth, strong fabric = bold sarcasm prints that actually last
• Made with an eco-friendly cotton blend (because the planet deserves better than small talk too)

How to Keep It Alive:

• Machine wash cold (because warmth is overrated)
• Tumble dry low (lazy-proof)
• No ironing, no dry-cleaning, no effort required
• Bleach only if necessary — but let's be real, who's doing that?