Forever Tired Tee

The Eternal Yawn Tee (aka 'Forever Tired' Edition)

Sleep didn't help — and neither did the weekend. Forever Tired is the ultimate uniform for the beautifully exhausted: part sarcasm, part surrender, all comfort. Perfect for slow mornings, cancelled plans, and quiet recharging. This tee doesn't judge your lack of motivation — it celebrates it. Because being this tired is practically a lifestyle choice.

Why It's Worth Owning:

• Shoulder tape = no seam drama for a body running on 2% and spite
• No side seams = smooth, uncomplicated, like sleep should be
• Ribbed collar that holds its shape even when you've long since lost yours
• Print as permanent as the bags under your eyes
• Eco-friendly cotton — tired people deserve sustainable options too

How to Keep It Alive:

• Machine wash cold — neither you nor this tee has energy for hot cycles
• Tumble dry low — the gentlest possible handling for the perpetually exhausted
• No ironing — you'll wear it wrinkled and nobody will care, including you
• Bleach only in the most dire circumstances. Or just nap instead.