The Digital Zen Tote (aka 'Me, Myself & Wi-Fi' Edition)
Because sometimes inner peace needs a little bandwidth. Me, Myself & Wi-Fi is your all-purpose tote for quiet errands, solo recharge missions, and avoiding reality with a strong internet signal. With its retro rainbow design and unapologetically introverted message, this tote is perfect for carrying snacks, books, devices, and absolutely zero social interest.
Why It's Worth Owning:
100% polyester = reliable construction for someone whose most important relationship is with their router
Boxed corners + reinforced stitching = holds your laptop, your charger, and your complete social independence
Printed on both sides — the setup is self-sufficient from every angle
Multiple handle colours + sizes = designed for the person whose plans never require a second opinion
Durable print that stays sharp through years of productive solo sessions
How to Keep It Alive:
Spot clean with warm water and mild detergent — keep it clean, keep the signal strong
Air dry only — no tumble dryer, no unnecessary interference
Pre-treat stains early — the only thing that benefits from a quick response
Do not tumble dry — the bag, like the connection, works better without excess heat
