Mentally Offline Fleece Hoodie – Funny Introvert Hoodie for Digital Detox & Chill Days

The Disconnect Hoodie (aka ‘Mentally Offline’ Edition)
Currently buffering — indefinitely. Mentally Offline is your official hoodie for low-battery days, deep sighs, and selective awareness.

Soft, oversized, and unbothered by Wi-Fi, it’s the perfect layer for zoning out in style. Whether you’re on airplane mode or just ghosting reality for a bit, this hoodie delivers premium comfort and quiet detachment.

Why It’s Worth Owning:

- Two-piece hood = maximum “do not perceive me” energy
- Dropped shoulders = relaxed fit for tense personalities
- Kangaroo pocket = prime real estate for snacks or hiding your phone from notifications
- Soft cotton-poly fleece = cozy warmth without clinginess (boundaries, people)
- Ethically made in certified facilities (because we ghost people, not the planet)

How to Keep It Alive:

- Machine wash cold (like your heart in a group setting)
- Tumble dry low (lazy-proof, again)
- No ironing, no dry cleaning — if it wrinkles, it’s just part of your vibe
- Bleach only if absolutely necessary (but honestly, nah)

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan SF500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean