Sorry I'm Late Tee

The Honest Arrival Tee (aka 'Sorry I'm Late, I Didn't Want to Come' Edition)

Honesty looks good on you. Sorry I'm Late, I Didn't Want to Come is the perfect blend of sarcasm and social exhaustion — a wearable excuse for every awkward invite you've ever half-regretted accepting. Soft, relaxed, and unapologetically blunt, this tee is made for introverts, homebodies, and anyone who believes punctuality is overrated when peace is on the line. Show up (eventually) in comfort and authenticity.

Why It's Worth Owning:

• Shoulder tape = no seam failure for someone who showed up anyway (barely)
• No side seams = streamlined for a quick entrance and an even quicker exit
• Ribbed collar that doesn't make excuses — unlike its wearer
• Print so honest it does the explaining for you
• Eco-friendly cotton — small footprint, like you leaving early

How to Keep It Alive:

• Machine wash cold — it'll get around to it eventually
• Tumble dry low — shows up for laundry day, but not enthusiastically
• No ironing — pressed is for people who wanted to be there
• Bleach only if absolutely necessary — this tee avoids commitment too