Sorry I'm Late Tee

The Honest Arrival Tee (aka 'Sorry I'm Late, I Didn't Want to Come' Edition)

Honesty looks good on you. Sorry I'm Late, I Didn't Want to Come is the perfect blend of sarcasm and social exhaustion — a wearable excuse for every awkward invite you've ever half-regretted accepting. Soft, relaxed, and unapologetically blunt, this tee is made for introverts, homebodies, and anyone who believes punctuality is overrated when peace is on the line. Show up (eventually) in comfort and authenticity.

Why It's Worth Owning:

• Shoulder tape = no awkward seam blowouts when you dramatically flop onto the couch
• Clean, no side seams (aka sleek enough for avoiding eye contact in public)
• Ribbed collar that doesn't quit, even if you do
• Smooth, strong fabric = bold sarcasm prints that actually last
• Made with an eco-friendly cotton blend (because the planet deserves better than small talk too)

How to Keep It Alive:

• Machine wash cold (because warmth is overrated)
• Tumble dry low (lazy-proof)
• No ironing, no dry-cleaning, no effort required
• Bleach only if necessary — but let's be real, who's doing that?