You're Too Close Tee

Personal Space Enforcement Tee (aka 'You're Too Close' Edition)

Some messages are better delivered from a safe distance. This tee says everything your social battery can't — loudly, clearly, and without eye contact. "If You're Reading This, You're Too Close" is your wearable boundary, ideal for grocery store lines, crowded metros, or overly friendly coworkers. It's not just a shirt — it's a PSA. A polite yet firm reminder that your aura requires a minimum safe distance.

Why It's Worth Owning:

• Shoulder tape = built for the sudden backwards step when someone stands too close
• No side seams = clean lines to match your clean, non-negotiable personal boundaries
• Ribbed collar that keeps its distance from stretching out
• Print large enough to be readable from the appropriate distance (you'll know)
• Eco-friendly cotton — respects the planet's boundaries too

How to Keep It Alive:

• Machine wash cold — keep the temperature down, like the conversation
• Tumble dry low — nothing intense, nothing invasive
• No ironing — touching this tee repeatedly with a hot iron sends the wrong message
• Bleach only if something got too close and made a mess of it