You're Too Close Tee

Personal Space Enforcement Tee (aka 'You're Too Close' Edition)

Some messages are better delivered from a safe distance. This tee says everything your social battery can't — loudly, clearly, and without eye contact. "If You're Reading This, You're Too Close" is your wearable boundary, ideal for grocery store lines, crowded metros, or overly friendly coworkers. It's not just a shirt — it's a PSA. A polite yet firm reminder that your aura requires a minimum safe distance.

Why It's Worth Owning:

• Shoulder tape = no awkward seam blowouts when you dramatically flop onto the couch
• Clean, no side seams (aka sleek enough for avoiding eye contact in public)
• Ribbed collar that doesn't quit, even if you do
• Smooth, strong fabric = bold sarcasm prints that actually last
• Made with an eco-friendly cotton blend (because the planet deserves better than small talk too)

How to Keep It Alive:

• Machine wash cold (because warmth is overrated)
• Tumble dry low (lazy-proof)
• No ironing, no dry-cleaning, no effort required
• Bleach only if necessary — but let's be real, who's doing that?