404 Social Life Not Found Unisex Cotton Tee – Funny Introvert Shirt for Tech Lovers & Homebodies

The System Error Tee (aka ‘404 Social Life Not Found’ Edition)

Some people get error messages on their screen — you get them in your social calendar. This tee perfectly captures the introvert’s default setting: disconnected, unbothered, and completely at peace about it.

“404 Social Life Not Found” is your official status update to the world — clean, clever, and proudly anti-networking. Ideal for tech introverts, weekend hermits, or anyone who’s permanently buffering in social situations.

Why It’s Worth Owning:

- Shoulder tape = no awkward seam blowouts when you dramatically flop onto the couch

- Clean, no side seams (aka sleek enough for avoiding eye contact in public)

- Ribbed collar that doesn’t quit, even if you do

- Smooth, strong fabric = bold sarcasm prints that actually last

- Made with an eco-friendly cotton blend (because the planet deserves better than small talk too)

How to Keep It Alive:

- Machine wash cold (because warmth is overrated)

- Tumble dry low (lazy-proof)

- No ironing, no dry-cleaning, no effort required

- Bleach only if necessary — but let’s be real, who’s doing that?

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean