Collection: HOMEBODY & COUCH GOBLINS
Cozy uniforms for professional homebodies, plan cancelers, and proud couch goblins.
This collection is for the ones who treat “going out” like a rare side quest. Soft, comfy tees and hoodies made for couch time, blanket burritos, and ignoring invitations without guilt. If your natural habitat is the sofa, this is your wardrobe.
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Too Tired To Care Unisex Cotton Tee – Funny Introvert Shirt for Sloth Lovers & Homebodies
Regular price From $27.00 USDRegular priceSale price From $27.00 USD -
Retired Extrovert Mug – Funny Introvert Coffee Mug for Former Social Butterflies & Homebodies
Regular price $23.00 USDRegular priceSale price $23.00 USD -
Retired Extrovert Fleece Hoodie – Funny Introvert Hoodie for Former Social Butterflies & People Avoiders
Regular price From $48.00 USDRegular priceSale price From $48.00 USD -
Retired Extrovert Unisex Cotton Tee – Funny Introvert Shirt for Former Social Butterflies & Homebodies
Regular price From $27.00 USDRegular priceSale price From $27.00 USD -
Inside Is the New Outside Unisex Cotton Tee – Funny Introvert Shirt for Homebodies & Comfort Seekers
Regular price From $27.00 USDRegular priceSale price From $27.00 USD -
Inside Is the New Outside Fleece Hoodie – Funny Introvert Hoodie for Homebodies & Comfort Lovers
Regular price From $48.00 USDRegular priceSale price From $48.00 USD -
Me, Myself & Wi-Fi Unisex Cotton Tee – Funny Retro Introvert Shirt for Homebodies & Digital Hermits
Regular price From $27.00 USDRegular priceSale price From $27.00 USD -
Plans? Sorry, I’ve Got Couch Unisex Cotton Tee – Funny Introvert Shirt for Homebodies & Plan Cancelers
Regular price From $27.00 USDRegular priceSale price From $27.00 USD -
No Plans Club Unisex Cotton Tee – Funny Introvert Shirt for Homebodies & Weekend Cancelers
Regular price From $27.00 USDRegular priceSale price From $27.00 USD -
No Plans Club Fleece Hoodie – Funny Introvert Hoodie for Homebodies & Weekend Hermits
Regular price From $48.00 USDRegular priceSale price From $48.00 USD -
Nope Not Today Unisex Cotton Tee – Funny Introvert Shirt for Anti-Social Moods
Regular price From $27.00 USDRegular priceSale price From $27.00 USD -
Nope Not Today Fleece Hoodie – Funny Anti-Social Hoodie for Introverts & Low-Energy Days
Regular price From $48.00 USDRegular priceSale price From $48.00 USD