Avoidaholic Fleece Hoodie – Funny Vaporwave Introvert Hoodie for People Avoiders & Social Escape Artists

The Professional Avoider Hoodie (aka ‘Avoidaholic’ Edition)

For those who don’t just avoid people — they’ve turned it into an aesthetic. Avoidaholic is your cozy, vaporwave-coded permission slip to ghost plans, dodge calls, and expertly sidestep any interaction that threatens your peace.

Soft, oversized, and visually louder than your desire to socialize, this hoodie is perfect for solo nights, introvert recharging, or disappearing into your own universe. Avoidance, but make it stylish.

Why It’s Worth Owning:

- Two-piece hood = maximum “do not perceive me” energy
- Dropped shoulders = relaxed fit for tense personalities
- Kangaroo pocket = prime real estate for snacks or hiding your phone from notifications
- Soft cotton-poly fleece = cozy warmth without clinginess (boundaries, people)
- Ethically made in certified facilities (because we ghost people, not the planet)

How to Keep It Alive:

- Machine wash cold (like your heart in a group setting)
- Tumble dry low (lazy-proof, again)
- No ironing, no dry cleaning — if it wrinkles, it’s just part of your vibe
- Bleach only if absolutely necessary (but honestly, nah)