Avoidaholic Unisex Cotton Tee – Funny Vaporwave Introvert Shirt for People Avoiders

The Professional Avoider Tee (aka ‘Avoidaholic’ Edition)

Avoiding people is a lifestyle — why not look aesthetic while doing it? Avoidaholic is your retro-vaporwave badge of honor, perfect for anyone who has mastered the art of disappearing, dodging plans, and pretending to be busy.

Soft, bold, and dripping in neon introvert energy, this tee is ideal for quiet nights in, social evasion, or simply letting the world know you’re emotionally out of office. Avoidance, but fashionable.

Why It’s Worth Owning:

- Shoulder tape = no awkward seam blowouts when you dramatically flop onto the couch

- Clean, no side seams (aka sleek enough for avoiding eye contact in public)

- Ribbed collar that doesn’t quit, even if you do

- Smooth, strong fabric = bold sarcasm prints that actually last

- Made with an eco-friendly cotton blend (because the planet deserves better than small talk too)

How to Keep It Alive:

- Machine wash cold (because warmth is overrated)

- Tumble dry low (lazy-proof)

- No ironing, no dry-cleaning, no effort required

- Bleach only if necessary — but let’s be real, who’s doing that?

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean