Avoiding Humans Distressed Cap

Shade Mode: Activated (aka Distressed Cotton Cap)
This cap is the ultimate accessory for avoiding eye contact — and the sun. Pre-distressed so it already looks like you’ve had it forever (without the whole “leaving the house” part). It’s casual, comfy, and gives off the perfect “please don’t talk to me” vibe.

Throw it on for coffee runs, bad hair days, or literally any day you don’t feel like being perceived.

Why It’s Worth Owning:

- 100% cotton twill = breathable fabric for quietly judging in comfort

- Six-panel design + curved visor = peak resting-unimpressed face coverage

- Adjustable strap with metal slider = fits all heads, even overthinking ones

- Distressed finish = that “effortless” look without actually putting in any effort

- Lightweight & comfy enough to wear all day (aka while ignoring calls)

How to Keep It Alive:

- Spot clean with warm water + dish soap — no full-on laundry commitment

- Air dry, because tossing it in the wash is asking for regrets

- Distressing ages better the more you ghost plans