Avoiding Humans Cap

The Selective Interaction Cap (aka 'Avoiding Humans' Edition)

Finally, a cap that tells the truth so you don't have to. Avoiding Humans is the perfect headwear for anyone who thrives on solitude and keeps "social distancing" as a lifestyle, not a trend.

Pre-distressed for that effortlessly detached look — pairs perfectly with quiet walks, cancelled plans, and your favourite hoodie of emotional distance. Comfortable, subtle, and unapologetically antisocial.

Why It's Worth Owning:

• 100% cotton twill = lightweight enough for fast exits when human contact is imminent
• Six-panel design + curved visor = functional shade for strategic crowd navigation
• Adjustable strap with metal slider = quick to put on, quick to leave in
• Distressed finish = looks like it's been on many solo adventures
• Pre-curved visor = pulled low for maximum anonymity in public spaces

How to Keep It Alive:

• Spot clean with warm water and a soft cloth — minimal contact, maximum result
• Air dry only — handles itself without intervention, same as you
• Use a soft brush for marks — the least invasive cleaning method available
• Avoid machine washing — it prefers to deal with things on its own