Avoiding Humans Distressed Cap – Funny Anti-Social Hat for Introverts & People Avoiders

The Selective Interaction Cap (aka ‘Avoiding Humans’ Edition)

Finally, a cap that tells the truth so you don’t have to. Avoiding Humans is the perfect headwear for anyone who thrives on solitude and keeps “social distancing” as a lifestyle, not a trend.

Pre-distressed for that effortlessly detached look, it pairs perfectly with quiet walks, canceled plans, and your favorite hoodie of emotional distance. Comfortable, subtle, and unapologetically antisocial — just the way we like it.

Why It’s Worth Owning:

- 100% cotton twill = breathable fabric for quietly judging in comfort

- Six-panel design + curved visor = peak resting-unimpressed face coverage

- Adjustable strap with metal slider = fits all heads, even overthinking ones

- Distressed finish = that “effortless” look without actually putting in any effort

- Lightweight & comfy enough to wear all day (aka while ignoring calls)

How to Keep It Alive:

- Spot clean with warm water + dish soap — no full-on laundry commitment

- Air dry, because tossing it in the wash is asking for regrets

- Distressing ages better the more you ghost plans