The Selective Interaction Tote (aka ‘Avoiding Humans’ Edition) Because sometimes even your bag needs boundaries. Avoiding Humans is your everyday essential for those who value solitude, snacks, and smooth, silent exits.
Roomy enough for books, groceries, or your entire collection of unread messages, this tote does the heavy lifting while you focus on doing absolutely nothing social. It’s not rude — it’s self-preservation in fabric form.
Why It’s Worth Owning:
- 100% polyester = sturdy enough to carry your life, but light enough for quick exits - Boxed corners + reinforced stitching = can hold way more than your social battery - Multiple handle colors + sizes = pick your level of anti-social aesthetic - Durable fabric = sarcasm stays bold, even after a hundred “grocery store is my club” runs
How to Keep It Alive:
- Spot clean with warm water & detergent (effort level: low) - Air dry because this bag deserves better than a spin cycle - Pre-treat stains if you spill coffee — or call it “artistic grunge” and move on
