Avoiding Humans Tee

The Selective Interaction Tee (aka 'Avoiding Humans' Edition)

Some wear motivational quotes — you wear boundaries. Avoiding Humans is a lifestyle choice disguised as a T-shirt, made for those who thrive on peace, quiet, and minimal eye contact. Whether you're dodging coworkers, skipping brunch invites, or just protecting your energy, this tee says it all so you don't have to. Clean lines, dry humor, and unapologetic solitude — the Silent Vibes trifecta.

Why It's Worth Owning:

• Shoulder tape = reinforced for quick shoulder turns away from approaching acquaintances
• No side seams = clean silhouette for making clean, undetected exits
• Ribbed collar that holds its composure longer than you do at parties
• Bold prints that communicate your message before anyone gets close enough to talk
• Eco-friendly cotton — because the planet gets you. People don't.

How to Keep It Alive:

• Machine wash cold — minimal interaction with the machine required
• Tumble dry low — it manages without supervision, like you prefer
• No ironing — the wrinkles are part of the look (your excuse, and ours)
• Bleach only if necessary — though honestly, who's getting close enough to spill on you?