Avoiding Humans Tee

The Selective Interaction Tee (aka 'Avoiding Humans' Edition)

Some wear motivational quotes — you wear boundaries. Avoiding Humans is a lifestyle choice disguised as a T-shirt, made for those who thrive on peace, quiet, and minimal eye contact. Whether you're dodging coworkers, skipping brunch invites, or just protecting your energy, this tee says it all so you don't have to. Clean lines, dry humor, and unapologetic solitude — the Silent Vibes trifecta.

Why It's Worth Owning:

• Shoulder tape = no awkward seam blowouts when you dramatically flop onto the couch
• Clean, no side seams (aka sleek enough for avoiding eye contact in public)
• Ribbed collar that doesn't quit, even if you do
• Smooth, strong fabric = bold sarcasm prints that actually last
• Made with an eco-friendly cotton blend (because the planet deserves better than small talk too)

How to Keep It Alive:

• Machine wash cold (because warmth is overrated)
• Tumble dry low (lazy-proof)
• No ironing, no dry-cleaning, no effort required
• Bleach only if necessary — but let's be real, who's doing that?