Avoiding People Is My Cardio Fleece Hoodie – Funny Introvert Hoodie for Anti-Social Souls & Homebodies

The Social Sprint Hoodie (aka ‘Avoiding People Is My Cardio’ Edition)
Who needs a treadmill when dodging social interaction is a full-body workout? Avoiding People Is My Cardio is your cozy declaration of healthy boundaries — and your proud excuse for skipping both the gym and group events.

Perfect for introverts, quiet quitters, and those who break a sweat every time someone says “we should hang out.” It’s comfort wear for your personal space marathon.

Why It’s Worth Owning:

- Two-piece hood = maximum “do not perceive me” energy
- Dropped shoulders = relaxed fit for tense personalities
- Kangaroo pocket = prime real estate for snacks or hiding your phone from notifications
- Soft cotton-poly fleece = cozy warmth without clinginess (boundaries, people)
- Ethically made in certified facilities (because we ghost people, not the planet)

How to Keep It Alive:

- Machine wash cold (like your heart in a group setting)
- Tumble dry low (lazy-proof, again)
- No ironing, no dry cleaning — if it wrinkles, it’s just part of your vibe
- Bleach only if absolutely necessary (but honestly, nah)