Avoiding People Is My Cardio Mug – Funny Introvert Coffee Mug for Anti-Social Souls & Homebodies

The Social Evasion Mug (aka ‘Avoiding People Is My Cardio’ Edition)

Because dodging small talk counts as exercise. Avoiding People Is My Cardio is your morning fuel for peaceful isolation — equal parts caffeine, sarcasm, and social boundaries.

Perfect for introverts, quiet rebels, and anyone who breaks a sweat at the thought of human interaction. Sip boldly while you sprint away from obligations — emotionally, of course.

Why It’s Worth Owning:

- Glossy ceramic = looks fancy without trying (like you, obviously)
- Available in 11 oz — perfectly sized for one person and zero conversations
- Vibrant, long-lasting prints that scream sarcasm louder than you ever will
- Microwave & dishwasher safe (because no introvert has time for handwashing)
- Sturdy enough for caffeine-fueled side-eyes

How to Keep It Alive:

- Toss in the dishwasher, top rack — done
- Microwave without fear (yes, we tested it so you don’t have to)
- Wash by hand if you’re feeling “quirky domestic” (rare, but valid)