The Social Evasion Tote (aka ‘Avoiding People Is My Cardio’ Edition) Who needs the gym when dodging small talk is a full-body workout? Avoiding People Is My Cardio is your all-purpose carryall for solo errands, introvert adventures, and smooth emotional exits.
It’s sturdy, sarcastic, and big enough to hold your essentials — plus a little extra space for the social energy you don’t have. Perfect for coffee runs, book hauls, or vanishing mid-conversation in style.
Why It’s Worth Owning:
- 100% polyester = sturdy enough to carry your life, but light enough for quick exits - Boxed corners + reinforced stitching = can hold way more than your social battery - Multiple handle colors + sizes = pick your level of anti-social aesthetic - Durable fabric = sarcasm stays bold, even after a hundred “grocery store is my club” runs
How to Keep It Alive:
- Spot clean with warm water & detergent (effort level: low) - Air dry because this bag deserves better than a spin cycle - Pre-treat stains if you spill coffee — or call it “artistic grunge” and move on
