Avoiding People Is My Cardio Tote Bag – Funny Minimalist Introvert Tote for Everyday Use

The Social Evasion Tote (aka ‘Avoiding People Is My Cardio’ Minimal Edition)

Who needs a gym membership when dodging small talk burns enough calories? Avoiding People Is My Cardio (Minimal Edition) is your quietly confident carryall — simple design, strong message.

Perfect for errands, solo coffee runs, or hauling your “I’d rather be home” essentials. This sleek tote blends calm aesthetics with classic Silent Vibes sarcasm — because peace and practicality should always match.

Why It’s Worth Owning:

- 100% polyester = sturdy enough to carry your life, but light enough for quick exits
- Boxed corners + reinforced stitching = can hold way more than your social battery
- Printed on both sides so people behind you get the message too
- Multiple handle colors + sizes = pick your level of anti-social aesthetic
- Durable fabric = sarcasm stays bold, even after a hundred “grocery store is my club” runs

How to Keep It Alive:

- Spot clean with warm water & detergent (effort level: low)
- Air dry because this bag deserves better than a spin cycle
- Pre-treat stains if you spill coffee — or call it “artistic grunge” and move on

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.