Do Not Disturb Mode Activated Fleece Hoodie – Funny Introvert Hoodie for Quiet Recharge & Alone Time

The Peace Protocol Hoodie (aka ‘Do Not Disturb Mode Activated’ Edition)
Silence: activated. Do Not Disturb Mode Activated is your wearable boundary — soft, oversized, and the ultimate defense against unexpected social interaction.

Perfect for cozy recharge sessions, lazy Sundays, or those “pretending to be productive” hours. This hoodie doesn’t just keep you warm — it keeps your peace fully protected.

Why It’s Worth Owning:

- Two-piece hood = maximum “do not perceive me” energy
- Dropped shoulders = relaxed fit for tense personalities
- Kangaroo pocket = prime real estate for snacks or hiding your phone from notifications
- Soft cotton-poly fleece = cozy warmth without clinginess (boundaries, people)
- Ethically made in certified facilities (because we ghost people, not the planet)

How to Keep It Alive:

- Machine wash cold (like your heart in a group setting)
- Tumble dry low (lazy-proof, again)
- No ironing, no dry cleaning — if it wrinkles, it’s just part of your vibe
- Bleach only if absolutely necessary (but honestly, nah)