Do Not Disturb Hoodie

The Peace Protocol Hoodie (aka 'Do Not Disturb Mode Activated' Edition)

Silence: activated. Do Not Disturb Mode Activated is your wearable boundary — soft, oversized, and the ultimate defence against unexpected social interaction.

Perfect for cosy recharge sessions, lazy Sundays, or those "pretending to be productive" hours. This hoodie doesn't just keep you warm — it keeps your peace fully protected.

Why It's Worth Owning:

• Kangaroo pocket = a physical 'do not disturb' zone for your hands
• Soft fleece interior = built to make staying in feel like a valid life choice
• Adjustable drawstring = configure your level of approachability (recommended: minimum)
• Ribbed cuffs and hem that hold their shape through every ignored notification
• Eco-friendly fleece — boundaries, applied to fabric

How to Keep It Alive:

• Machine wash cold — disturbance not welcome here either
• Tumble dry low — gentle, quiet, efficient
• Do not iron — this hoodie is always in do not disturb mode
• Do not dry clean — too much interaction