The Peace Protocol Tote (aka 'Do Not Disturb Mode Activated' Edition)
For those who treat personal space like a sacred art. Do Not Disturb Mode Activated is your carry-all for calm energy, solo errands, and gracefully ignoring the world. Roomy, durable, and unapologetically quiet, this tote says everything you need without saying a word. Perfect for carrying books, groceries, or your total lack of social interest.
Why It's Worth Owning:
100% polyester = sturdy enough to carry your life, but light enough for quick exits
Boxed corners + reinforced stitching = can hold way more than your social battery
Printed on both sides so people behind you get the message too
Multiple handle colors + sizes = pick your level of anti-social aesthetic
Durable fabric = sarcasm stays bold, even after a hundred "grocery store is my club" runs
How to Keep It Alive:
Spot clean with warm water & detergent (effort level: low)
Air dry because this bag deserves better than a spin cycle
Pre-treat stains if you spill coffee — or call it "artistic grunge" and move on
