The Peace Protocol Tote (aka ‘Do Not Disturb Mode Activated’ Edition) For those who treat personal space like a sacred art. Do Not Disturb Mode Activated is your carry-all for calm energy, solo errands, and gracefully ignoring the world.
Roomy, durable, and unapologetically quiet, this tote says everything you need without saying a word. Perfect for carrying books, groceries, or your total lack of social interest — all while maintaining serene, “don’t talk to me” energy.
Why It’s Worth Owning:
- 100% polyester = sturdy enough to carry your life, but light enough for quick exits - Boxed corners + reinforced stitching = can hold way more than your social battery - Multiple handle colors + sizes = pick your level of anti-social aesthetic - Durable fabric = sarcasm stays bold, even after a hundred “grocery store is my club” runs
How to Keep It Alive:
- Spot clean with warm water & detergent (effort level: low) - Air dry because this bag deserves better than a spin cycle - Pre-treat stains if you spill coffee — or call it “artistic grunge” and move on
