I’m Just Here for the Food Distressed Cap – Funny Introvert Hat for Food Lovers & Anti-Social Snackers

The Snack Priorities Cap (aka ‘I’m Just Here for the Food’ Edition)

For anyone whose attendance depends solely on the menu. I’m Just Here for the Food is your low-effort declaration of priorities — perfect for potlucks, parties, or any event where the appetizers are the only thing worth showing up for.

Soft, distressed, and comfortably unbothered, this cap keeps your intentions clear while keeping your hair in check. It’s not fashion, it’s honesty — and maybe a little hunger.

Why It’s Worth Owning:

- 100% cotton twill = breathable fabric for quietly judging in comfort

- Six-panel design + curved visor = peak resting-unimpressed face coverage

- Adjustable strap with metal slider = fits all heads, even overthinking ones

- Distressed finish = that “effortless” look without actually putting in any effort

- Lightweight & comfy enough to wear all day (aka while ignoring calls)

How to Keep It Alive:

- Spot clean with warm water + dish soap — no full-on laundry commitment

- Air dry, because tossing it in the wash is asking for regrets

- Distressing ages better the more you ghost plans