I’m Just Here for the Food Fleece Hoodie – Funny Introvert Hoodie for Food Lovers & Social Avoiders

The Snack Priorities Hoodie (aka ‘I’m Just Here for the Food’ Edition)
Let’s be honest — you didn’t come for conversation, you came for carbs. I’m Just Here for the Food is the official hoodie of polite attendance and strategic snacking.

Perfect for parties you can’t escape, family dinners you didn’t plan, or any event where the buffet is the only redeeming quality. Soft, warm, and refreshingly unmotivated — it’s comfort wear for professional plate fillers.

Why It’s Worth Owning:

- Two-piece hood = maximum “do not perceive me” energy
- Dropped shoulders = relaxed fit for tense personalities
- Kangaroo pocket = prime real estate for snacks or hiding your phone from notifications
- Soft cotton-poly fleece = cozy warmth without clinginess (boundaries, people)
- Ethically made in certified facilities (because we ghost people, not the planet)

How to Keep It Alive:

- Machine wash cold (like your heart in a group setting)
- Tumble dry low (lazy-proof, again)
- No ironing, no dry cleaning — if it wrinkles, it’s just part of your vibe
- Bleach only if absolutely necessary (but honestly, nah)