I’m Just Here for the Food Unisex Cotton Tee – Funny Introvert Shirt for Food Lovers & Social Avoiders

The Selective Socializing Tee (aka ‘I’m Just Here for the Food’ Edition)

Let’s be honest — you didn’t come for the people, you came for the snacks. I’m Just Here for the Food is the perfect T-shirt for every reluctant social guest who only shows up when there’s something edible involved.

Ideal for parties, family dinners, or any situation where your plate does the talking. Equal parts sarcastic and relatable — because small talk is optional, but appetizers aren’t.

Why It’s Worth Owning:

- Shoulder tape = no awkward seam blowouts when you dramatically flop onto the couch

- Clean, no side seams (aka sleek enough for avoiding eye contact in public)

- Ribbed collar that doesn’t quit, even if you do

- Smooth, strong fabric = bold sarcasm prints that actually last

- Made with an eco-friendly cotton blend (because the planet deserves better than small talk too)

How to Keep It Alive:

- Machine wash cold (because warmth is overrated)

- Tumble dry low (lazy-proof)

- No ironing, no dry-cleaning, no effort required

- Bleach only if necessary — but let’s be real, who’s doing that?

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean