Ghost Mode Unisex Cotton Tee – Funny Introvert Shirt for People Who Love to Disappear Quietly

The Disappear Gracefully Tee (aka ‘Ghost Mode’ Edition)

When the urge to vanish hits, this tee does the talking for you. Ghost Mode is the official uniform for those who believe in strategic invisibility — no replies, no explanations, just pure peace and quiet.

Minimalist text fades like your motivation to socialize, making it ideal for introverts, digital escape artists, and anyone who prefers disappearing over “just dropping by.” Clean. Calm. Casually gone.

Why It’s Worth Owning:

- Shoulder tape = no awkward seam blowouts when you dramatically flop onto the couch

- Clean, no side seams (aka sleek enough for avoiding eye contact in public)

- Ribbed collar that doesn’t quit, even if you do

- Smooth, strong fabric = bold sarcasm prints that actually last

- Made with an eco-friendly cotton blend (because the planet deserves better than small talk too)

How to Keep It Alive:

- Machine wash cold (because warmth is overrated)

- Tumble dry low (lazy-proof)

- No ironing, no dry-cleaning, no effort required

- Bleach only if necessary — but let’s be real, who’s doing that?

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean