I Came I Saw I Left Early Distressed Cap – Funny Introvert Hat for Quiet Exits & Anti-Social Vibes

The Strategic Exit Cap (aka ‘I Came I Saw I Left Early’ Edition)

For those who believe showing up (briefly) still counts. I Came I Saw I Left Early is your perfect companion for low-effort appearances, polite goodbyes, and Irish exits that deserve an award.

Pre-distressed for that “been through enough” look, this cap delivers maximum shade — literally and socially. Ideal for coffee runs, events you regret attending, or any situation that requires a swift, silent retreat.

Why It’s Worth Owning:

- 100% cotton twill = breathable fabric for quietly judging in comfort

- Six-panel design + curved visor = peak resting-unimpressed face coverage

- Adjustable strap with metal slider = fits all heads, even overthinking ones

- Distressed finish = that “effortless” look without actually putting in any effort

- Lightweight & comfy enough to wear all day (aka while ignoring calls)

How to Keep It Alive:

- Spot clean with warm water + dish soap — no full-on laundry commitment

- Air dry, because tossing it in the wash is asking for regrets

- Distressing ages better the more you ghost plans