I’m Fine Distressed Cap – Funny Sarcastic Hat for Introverts & Overthinkers

The Emotionally Unavailable Cap (aka ‘I’m Fine’ Edition)

When “I’m fine” means absolutely nothing of the sort. I’m Fine is the ultimate cap for those who master the art of pretending everything’s okay — preferably from a safe emotional distance.

With its pre-distressed look and understated sarcasm, this hat pairs perfectly with dry humor, dark coffee, and mild existential dread. Ideal for quiet days, long thoughts, and shorter conversations.

Why It’s Worth Owning:

- 100% cotton twill = breathable fabric for quietly judging in comfort

- Six-panel design + curved visor = peak resting-unimpressed face coverage

- Adjustable strap with metal slider = fits all heads, even overthinking ones

- Distressed finish = that “effortless” look without actually putting in any effort

- Lightweight & comfy enough to wear all day (aka while ignoring calls)

How to Keep It Alive:

- Spot clean with warm water + dish soap — no full-on laundry commitment

- Air dry, because tossing it in the wash is asking for regrets

- Distressing ages better the more you ghost plans