Inside Is the New Outside Fleece Hoodie – Funny Introvert Hoodie for Homebodies & Comfort Lovers

The Indoorsy Excellence Hoodie (aka ‘Inside Is the New Outside’ Edition)

Fresh air is overrated — comfort isn’t. Inside Is the New Outside is your official statement hoodie for embracing soft blankets, closed doors, and your favorite corner of the couch.

Perfect for introverts, homebodies, and anyone who considers “going out” a once-a-quarter event. Soft, oversized, and gloriously low-effort — because you can’t spell “comfortable” without “alone.”

Why It’s Worth Owning:

- Two-piece hood = maximum “do not perceive me” energy
- Dropped shoulders = relaxed fit for tense personalities
- Kangaroo pocket = prime real estate for snacks or hiding your phone from notifications
- Soft cotton-poly fleece = cozy warmth without clinginess (boundaries, people)
- Ethically made in certified facilities (because we ghost people, not the planet)

How to Keep It Alive:

- Machine wash cold (like your heart in a group setting)
- Tumble dry low (lazy-proof, again)
- No ironing, no dry cleaning — if it wrinkles, it’s just part of your vibe
- Bleach only if absolutely necessary (but honestly, nah)