I Came I Saw I Left Early Mug – Funny Introvert Coffee Mug for Socially Selective People

The Strategic Exit Mug (aka ‘I Came I Saw I Left Early’ Edition)

For the socially responsible introvert — you showed up, and that’s enough. I Came I Saw I Left Early is your mug-sized celebration of quiet exits and perfectly timed goodbyes.

Ideal for work meetings, family gatherings, or any event where you’re just there for the bare minimum. Sip proudly and let your mug remind everyone that peace > people.

Why It’s Worth Owning:

- Glossy ceramic = looks fancy without trying (like you, obviously)
- Available in 11 oz — perfectly sized for one person and zero conversations
- Vibrant, long-lasting prints that scream sarcasm louder than you ever will
- Microwave & dishwasher safe (because no introvert has time for handwashing)
- Sturdy enough for caffeine-fueled side-eyes

How to Keep It Alive:

- Toss in the dishwasher, top rack — done
- Microwave without fear (yes, we tested it so you don’t have to)
- Wash by hand if you’re feeling “quirky domestic” (rare, but valid)