Me, Myself & Wi-Fi Tote Bag – Funny Retro Introvert Tote for Homebodies & Digital Hermits

The Digital Zen Tote (aka ‘Me, Myself & Wi-Fi’ Edition)

Because sometimes inner peace needs a little bandwidth.
Me, Myself & Wi-Fi is your all-purpose tote for quiet errands, solo recharge missions, and avoiding reality with a strong internet signal.

With its retro rainbow design and unapologetically introverted message, this tote is perfect for carrying snacks, books, devices, and absolutely zero social interest. It’s not just a bag — it’s a lifestyle choice.

Why It’s Worth Owning:

- 100% polyester = sturdy enough to carry your life, but light enough for quick exits
- Boxed corners + reinforced stitching = can hold way more than your social battery
- Printed on both sides so people behind you get the message too
- Multiple handle colors + sizes = pick your level of anti-social aesthetic
- Durable fabric = sarcasm stays bold, even after a hundred “grocery store is my club” runs

How to Keep It Alive:

- Spot clean with warm water & detergent (effort level: low)
- Air dry because this bag deserves better than a spin cycle
- Pre-treat stains if you spill coffee — or call it “artistic grunge” and move on

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.