Me, Myself & Wi-Fi Unisex Cotton Tee – Funny Retro Introvert Shirt for Homebodies & Digital Hermits

The Digital Zen Tee (aka ‘Me, Myself & Wi-Fi’ Edition)

Inner peace is great, but have you tried a strong Wi-Fi connection?
Me, Myself & Wi-Fi is your retro-style declaration of priorities: solitude, comfort, and an internet signal strong enough to replace human interaction entirely.

With vintage colors and a perfectly introverted message, this tee is ideal for quiet mornings, digital retreats, or simply vibing alone with your favorite playlist and zero obligations. Meditation? Optional. Wi-Fi? Mandatory.

Why It’s Worth Owning:

- Shoulder tape = no awkward seam blowouts when you dramatically flop onto the couch

- Clean, no side seams (aka sleek enough for avoiding eye contact in public)

- Ribbed collar that doesn’t quit, even if you do

- Smooth, strong fabric = bold sarcasm prints that actually last

- Made with an eco-friendly cotton blend (because the planet deserves better than small talk too)

How to Keep It Alive:

- Machine wash cold (because warmth is overrated)

- Tumble dry low (lazy-proof)

- No ironing, no dry-cleaning, no effort required

- Bleach only if necessary — but let’s be real, who’s doing that?

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean