The Disconnect Hoodie (aka ‘Mentally Offline’ Edition) Currently buffering — indefinitely. Mentally Offline is your official hoodie for low-battery days, deep sighs, and selective awareness.
Soft, oversized, and unbothered by Wi-Fi, it’s the perfect layer for zoning out in style. Whether you’re on airplane mode or just ghosting reality for a bit, this hoodie delivers premium comfort and quiet detachment.
Why It’s Worth Owning:
- Two-piece hood = maximum “do not perceive me” energy - Dropped shoulders = relaxed fit for tense personalities - Kangaroo pocket = prime real estate for snacks or hiding your phone from notifications - Soft cotton-poly fleece = cozy warmth without clinginess (boundaries, people) - Ethically made in certified facilities (because we ghost people, not the planet)
How to Keep It Alive:
- Machine wash cold (like your heart in a group setting) - Tumble dry low (lazy-proof, again) - No ironing, no dry cleaning — if it wrinkles, it’s just part of your vibe - Bleach only if absolutely necessary (but honestly, nah)
