Mentally Offline Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

The Introvert’s Uniform (aka Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee)
Why say something when your shirt can do the talking for you? This tee is made for people who’d rather vibe in silence, look good without trying, and maybe send a passive-aggressive message or two. Whether you’re “busy” ignoring texts, canceling plans, or just vibing on the couch, this shirt keeps things comfy, effortless, and very you.

It’s the kind of tee you’ll “accidentally” wear three days in a row — and no one can judge because you won’t be there to hear it anyway. Perfect as a gift too, if your idea of gifting is passive sarcasm wrapped in cotton.

Why It’s Worth Owning:

- Shoulder tape = no awkward seam blowouts when you dramatically flop onto the couch

- Clean, no side seams (aka sleek enough for avoiding eye contact in public)

- Ribbed collar that doesn’t quit, even if you do

- Smooth, strong fabric = bold sarcasm prints that actually last

- Made with an eco-friendly cotton blend (because the planet deserves better than small talk too)

How to Keep It Alive:

- Machine wash cold (because warmth is overrated)

- Tumble dry low (lazy-proof)

- No ironing, no dry-cleaning, no effort required

- Bleach only if necessary — but let’s be real, who’s doing that?