Mentally Offline Unisex Cotton Tee – Funny Anti-Social Shirt for Introverts & Digital Detoxers

The Disconnection Mode Tee (aka ‘Mentally Offline’ Edition)

When your brain’s buffering and your social battery’s at 1%, this tee speaks for you. Mentally Offline is the official uniform for anyone who needs a break from notifications, small talk, or the general concept of “being available.”

Throw it on for quiet weekends, mid-scroll existential pauses, or any time you’d rather log out of life’s group chat. Soft, simple, and silently expressive — exactly the kind of energy we support.

Why It’s Worth Owning:

- Shoulder tape = no awkward seam blowouts when you dramatically flop onto the couch

- Clean, no side seams (aka sleek enough for avoiding eye contact in public)

- Ribbed collar that doesn’t quit, even if you do

- Smooth, strong fabric = bold sarcasm prints that actually last

- Made with an eco-friendly cotton blend (because the planet deserves better than small talk too)

How to Keep It Alive:

- Machine wash cold (because warmth is overrated)

- Tumble dry low (lazy-proof)

- No ironing, no dry-cleaning, no effort required

- Bleach only if necessary — but let’s be real, who’s doing that?

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean