No Plans Club Fleece Hoodie – Funny Introvert Hoodie for Homebodies & Weekend Hermits

The Anti-Agenda Hoodie (aka ‘No Plans Club’ Edition)

Welcome to the No Plans Club — where peace is the plan and staying home is the dress code. This hoodie celebrates your commitment to comfort, cancellation, and couch-based productivity.

Soft, oversized, and built for weekends with zero obligations, it’s the perfect piece for introverts, nap enthusiasts, and anyone whose calendar is proudly empty. Membership: lifelong.

Why It’s Worth Owning:

- Two-piece hood = maximum “do not perceive me” energy
- Dropped shoulders = relaxed fit for tense personalities
- Kangaroo pocket = prime real estate for snacks or hiding your phone from notifications
- Soft cotton-poly fleece = cozy warmth without clinginess (boundaries, people)
- Ethically made in certified facilities (because we ghost people, not the planet)

How to Keep It Alive:

- Machine wash cold (like your heart in a group setting)
- Tumble dry low (lazy-proof, again)
- No ironing, no dry cleaning — if it wrinkles, it’s just part of your vibe
- Bleach only if absolutely necessary (but honestly, nah)