No Talk Just Vibes Fleece Hoodie – Funny Introvert Hoodie for Quiet Days & Chill Energy

The Zen Silence Hoodie (aka ‘No Talk Just Vibes’ Edition)
Finally, a hoodie that matches your communication preferences. No Talk Just Vibes is soft, simple, and unapologetically quiet — made for those who prefer calm energy over conversations.

It’s perfect for cozy weekends, solo coffee runs, or pretending to meditate while you’re just scrolling in peace. This fleece doesn’t just keep you warm — it keeps your boundaries intact.

Why It’s Worth Owning:

- Two-piece hood = maximum “do not perceive me” energy
- Dropped shoulders = relaxed fit for tense personalities
- Kangaroo pocket = prime real estate for snacks or hiding your phone from notifications
- Soft cotton-poly fleece = cozy warmth without clinginess (boundaries, people)
- Ethically made in certified facilities (because we ghost people, not the planet)

How to Keep It Alive:

- Machine wash cold (like your heart in a group setting)
- Tumble dry low (lazy-proof, again)
- No ironing, no dry cleaning — if it wrinkles, it’s just part of your vibe
- Bleach only if absolutely necessary (but honestly, nah)