Nope. Not Today. Not Ever. Fleece Hoodie – Funny Anti-Social Hoodie for Introverts & Quiet Rebels

The Ultimate Decline Hoodie (aka ‘Nope. Not Today. Not Ever.’ Edition)

For the days when “no” just doesn’t feel strong enough. Nope. Not Today. Not Ever. is your cozy declaration of minimal effort and maximum boundary-setting.

Throw it on when plans appear out of nowhere, people get too chatty, or motivation threatens to strike. Soft, oversized, and perfectly unbothered — this hoodie says everything you’re too polite (or too tired) to say out loud.

Why It’s Worth Owning:

- Two-piece hood = maximum “do not perceive me” energy
- Dropped shoulders = relaxed fit for tense personalities
- Kangaroo pocket = prime real estate for snacks or hiding your phone from notifications
- Soft cotton-poly fleece = cozy warmth without clinginess (boundaries, people)
- Ethically made in certified facilities (because we ghost people, not the planet)

How to Keep It Alive:

- Machine wash cold (like your heart in a group setting)
- Tumble dry low (lazy-proof, again)
- No ironing, no dry cleaning — if it wrinkles, it’s just part of your vibe
- Bleach only if absolutely necessary (but honestly, nah)