Nope Not Today Fleece Hoodie – Funny Anti-Social Hoodie for Introverts & Low-Energy Days

The Hard Pass Hoodie (aka ‘Nope. Not Today’ Edition)

Today? Absolutely not. Nope. Not Today is your wearable boundary — soft, oversized, and perfect for rejecting responsibilities with style.

Whether you’re canceling plans, avoiding messages, or simply refusing to participate in life’s chaos, this hoodie keeps you cozy while your attitude does all the talking. Slip it on, disappear into comfort, and let the world know your availability is currently set to never.

Why It’s Worth Owning:

- Two-piece hood = maximum “do not perceive me” energy
- Dropped shoulders = relaxed fit for tense personalities
- Kangaroo pocket = prime real estate for snacks or hiding your phone from notifications
- Soft cotton-poly fleece = cozy warmth without clinginess (boundaries, people)
- Ethically made in certified facilities (because we ghost people, not the planet)

How to Keep It Alive:

- Machine wash cold (like your heart in a group setting)
- Tumble dry low (lazy-proof, again)
- No ironing, no dry cleaning — if it wrinkles, it’s just part of your vibe
- Bleach only if absolutely necessary (but honestly, nah)