Nope. Not Today. Not Ever. Mug – Funny Anti-Social Coffee Mug for Introverts & Low-Energy Days

The Permanent Decline Mug (aka ‘Nope. Not Today. Not Ever.’ Edition)
For mornings when caffeine can’t fix your mood — or your attitude. Nope. Not Today. Not Ever. is your drinkable boundary, designed for those who take their peace (and their coffee) seriously.

Perfect for work-from-home marathons, canceled plans, and unapologetic rest days. Every sip is a soft-spoken “no” to chaos, conversation, and commitment.

Why It’s Worth Owning:

- Glossy ceramic = looks fancy without trying (like you, obviously)
- Available in 11 oz — perfectly sized for one person and zero conversations
- Vibrant, long-lasting prints that scream sarcasm louder than you ever will
- Microwave & dishwasher safe (because no introvert has time for handwashing)
- Sturdy enough for caffeine-fueled side-eyes

How to Keep It Alive:

- Toss in the dishwasher, top rack — done
- Microwave without fear (yes, we tested it so you don’t have to)
- Wash by hand if you’re feeling “quirky domestic” (rare, but valid)