Nope. Not Today. Not Ever. Unisex Cotton Tee – Funny Anti-Social Shirt for Introverts & Overthinkers

The Permanent Decline Tee (aka ‘Nope. Not Today. Not Ever.’ Edition)

Because “no” deserves a wardrobe moment. Nope. Not Today. Not Ever. is the official tee for anyone whose default setting is “maybe later” — and by later, we mean never.

Perfect for quiet refusals, canceled plans, or just existing in peace. Clean design, zero enthusiasm, and 100% honesty — the ultimate uniform for professional non-participants.

Why It’s Worth Owning:

- Shoulder tape = no awkward seam blowouts when you dramatically flop onto the couch

- Clean, no side seams (aka sleek enough for avoiding eye contact in public)

- Ribbed collar that doesn’t quit, even if you do

- Smooth, strong fabric = bold sarcasm prints that actually last

- Made with an eco-friendly cotton blend (because the planet deserves better than small talk too)

How to Keep It Alive:

- Machine wash cold (because warmth is overrated)

- Tumble dry low (lazy-proof)

- No ironing, no dry-cleaning, no effort required

- Bleach only if necessary — but let’s be real, who’s doing that?

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean