Offline Unisex Fleece Hoodie – Funny Introvert Hoodie for Digital Detox & Quiet Days

The Disconnection Hoodie (aka ‘Offline’ Edition)

Sometimes the best version of you is the offline one. This hoodie is your wearable status update for days when you’re done, drained, or just not in the mood to exist online — or offline with people.

Soft, oversized, and gloriously unbothered, it’s perfect for silent mornings, lazy evenings, and any moment when you’d rather ghost reality. Throw it on, disappear peacefully, and let the hoodie speak louder than your social battery ever will.

Why It’s Worth Owning:

- Two-piece hood = maximum “do not perceive me” energy
- Dropped shoulders = relaxed fit for tense personalities
- Kangaroo pocket = prime real estate for snacks or hiding your phone from notifications
- Soft cotton-poly fleece = cozy warmth without clinginess (boundaries, people)
- Ethically made in certified facilities (because we ghost people, not the planet)

How to Keep It Alive:

- Machine wash cold (like your heart in a group setting)
- Tumble dry low (lazy-proof, again)
- No ironing, no dry cleaning — if it wrinkles, it’s just part of your vibe
- Bleach only if absolutely necessary (but honestly, nah)