Oh, You’re Still Talking? Unisex Cotton Tee – Funny Sarcastic Shirt for Introverts & Overthinkers

The Selective Hearing Tee (aka ‘Oh, You’re Still Talking?’ Edition)

For moments when your brain checked out 10 minutes ago but the conversation didn’t.
Oh, You’re Still Talking? is the ultimate tee for introverts, daydreamers, and anyone who mentally clocks out mid-sentence.

Soft, sarcastic, and respectfully done with noise, this shirt handles the social cues so you can focus on something way more interesting — literally anything else.

Why It’s Worth Owning:

- Shoulder tape = no awkward seam blowouts when you dramatically flop onto the couch

- Clean, no side seams (aka sleek enough for avoiding eye contact in public)

- Ribbed collar that doesn’t quit, even if you do

- Smooth, strong fabric = bold sarcasm prints that actually last

- Made with an eco-friendly cotton blend (because the planet deserves better than small talk too)

How to Keep It Alive:

- Machine wash cold (because warmth is overrated)

- Tumble dry low (lazy-proof)

- No ironing, no dry-cleaning, no effort required

- Bleach only if necessary — but let’s be real, who’s doing that?

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean