Oh You're Still Talking Tee

The Selective Hearing Tee (aka 'Oh, You're Still Talking?' Edition)

For moments when your brain checked out 10 minutes ago but the conversation didn't. Oh, You're Still Talking? is the ultimate tee for introverts, daydreamers, and anyone who mentally clocks out mid-sentence. Soft, sarcastic, and respectfully done with noise, this shirt handles the social cues so you can focus on something way more interesting — literally anything else.

Why It's Worth Owning:

• Shoulder tape = structural support for a lot of nodding you're not listening to
• No side seams = clean profile for someone who checked out mid-sentence
• Ribbed collar that stays present even when you very much don't
• Print crisp enough to deliver the message your face already sent
• Eco-friendly cotton — the planet listens when you choose not to

How to Keep It Alive:

• Machine wash cold — it'll process your instructions when it's ready
• Tumble dry low — like it heard you say 'gentle' and nothing after
• No ironing — too much noise from the ironing board
• Bleach only if strictly necessary — and only if you're still listening by then