The Low Battery Tote (aka ‘Paused. Drained. Muted.’ Edition) Because sometimes even your bag needs a break. Paused. Drained. Muted. is your soft-spoken status update for the world — equal parts sarcasm and self-care.
Perfect for low-energy errands, solo coffee runs, or carrying snacks you’ll eat instead of answering messages. Sturdy enough for real life, chill enough for your quietest mood.
Why It’s Worth Owning:
- 100% polyester = sturdy enough to carry your life, but light enough for quick exits - Boxed corners + reinforced stitching = can hold way more than your social battery - Multiple handle colors + sizes = pick your level of anti-social aesthetic - Durable fabric = sarcasm stays bold, even after a hundred “grocery store is my club” runs
How to Keep It Alive:
- Spot clean with warm water & detergent (effort level: low) - Air dry because this bag deserves better than a spin cycle - Pre-treat stains if you spill coffee — or call it “artistic grunge” and move on
