Retired Extrovert Fleece Hoodie – Funny Introvert Hoodie for Former Social Butterflies & People Avoiders

The Socially Retired Hoodie (aka ‘Retired Extrovert’ Edition)

Congratulations — you’ve officially hung up your “life of the party” badge. Retired Extrovert is the hoodie for anyone who’s done pretending to enjoy mingling, networking, or anything ending in “-ing” that involves people.

Soft, oversized, and proudly anti-hustle, this fleece is your daily reminder that peace, snacks, and silence are the new nightlife. Because once you discover introvert luxury, there’s no going back.

Why It’s Worth Owning:

- Two-piece hood = maximum “do not perceive me” energy
- Dropped shoulders = relaxed fit for tense personalities
- Kangaroo pocket = prime real estate for snacks or hiding your phone from notifications
- Soft cotton-poly fleece = cozy warmth without clinginess (boundaries, people)
- Ethically made in certified facilities (because we ghost people, not the planet)

How to Keep It Alive:

- Machine wash cold (like your heart in a group setting)
- Tumble dry low (lazy-proof, again)
- No ironing, no dry cleaning — if it wrinkles, it’s just part of your vibe
- Bleach only if absolutely necessary (but honestly, nah)